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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:16
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What’s your idea of the perfect Saturday night?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No go.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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